Mister Absurd

Write a foreboding haiku about your company and post it to Twitter. That's what the CEO of SunMicro did:

Financial crisis

Stalled too many customers

CEO no more.

Why does the hardware industry go there?

Man, I thought the 3-Wolf Moon shirt was awesome! Three Wolf/American FLAG is on a whole new level! I think it's even better than the Grizzly and Tiger shirts!

Hmm, I do like these dragon shirts, too. So many choices! After some reflection, I may just have to go with this slightly more badass NIGHT BREED wolf shirt.

I swear I did not make this up myself as a joke. This is the placard that was sitting on the desk of my hotel room. I can't stop shaking my head at this one.

failed experiment

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This is way over 9000.

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.